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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Thanks alot Florida

I swear if Florida continues to pull this crap, I'm going to start lobbying for the entire state to not be allowed to vote in any kind of national election until they learn how to do it properly. First they screwed theelection in 2000 now they are screwing up the Democrat election in 2008! How is it that everyone else can figure out how to push a button to cast a ballot but not the Floridians! As for counting Florida and Michigan, those delegates should not be counted. They knew the rules before this process began and both Clinton and Obama and everyone else agreed that those delegates would not be seated if they changed their primary dates. Hilary should stop complaining and stop trying to change the rules in the middle of the game. And the people in Florida and Michigan should stop complaining as well, you knew the rules and you agreed to them; it is unfair and childish to cry foul now.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Screw Eve and Her Apple

BOYS DO NOT WANT TO READ THIS


























I SAID GO AWAY MALE SPECIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














IF GUYS ARE STILL HERE YOU READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
I have for YEARS tried to understand why us females have to suffer through "Aunt Flo" "Our Monthly" "The Bitch From Hell who visits once every month" simply because some naive chick thousands of centuries ago got the bright idea in her head to eat an apple from the tree of knowledge? Not only do we have to go through the pain of childbirth but those of us who have never had children still have to be punished with this period crap! All she did was eat an apple, pear, plum, pinapple, watermelon, coconut, or whatever you believe it was on that tree; and all of us a screwed for the rest of eternity! If you take a birthcontrol pill that dwindles the number of periods you have a year you end up with wieght gain or some other problem. If you go to the doctor and say hey I want my uterus and ovaries taken out because I never want kids you go into pre-mature menopause and will probably have to start taking some pills. Oh God is good ya'll. He knew how to make sure we would have to live with this crap FOREVER! Oh and let's talk about Adam, because he didn't eat the apple first and only did so because Eve told him to he gets stuck with nothing? Don't try to say "hey he has to toil the earth for food blablahblah" us girls are right theire toiling with him and I'd rather have to toil then go through this crap! But no we all have to be part of the circle of life, we have to go through this every month because of the off chance that one day we will have a baby boy or girl who will one day turn 10 and have to spend the rest of her life in agony once a month. Yes incase by now you are still wondering I am seriously going through PMS!