Chicks I'd Go Gay For

I have had two on this list for a long time so now I am adding a third, I can't believe I forgot her because she was actually the first.

1.Natalie Portman!

She is truly one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her face is borderline perfect. She is so beautiful and attractive it is not even funny. And how can you not love a girl with a brain. She went to freakin HARVARD to get a degree in psychology while at the same time working. That is something to admire. I also love the fact that she is comfortable in her own body; let's be honest homegirl is flat chested and she doesn't give a damn. She knows she's still got it going on. BTW how did such a skinny petite girl get such a big booty?!?!? I think I fell in love with Natalie around the time of Where the Heart Is; she didn't become #1 on my "Women I'd Go Gay For" list until Closer.

2. Portia deRossi Talk about perfection in the physical form. Who the heck knows how her personality is although I'm sure her wife does. There is a strong possibility that I am in love with the idea of Portia rather than the symbol of Portia, because really no fan can truly be in love with the person. I think I fell in love with her when I saw the pictures of her at her wedding. She just looked so beautiful and happy how can you not love her. I hope the Hollywood scene and the media does not try to break her and Ellen up like they do with every other Hollywood couple who has uneven success...Reese and Ryan for example.

3. Katherine Moenning

Yes despite how she looks, she is really a she. And I am not one of those Johnny Come Latelys who only likes her because of Shane, or as I call her Brian with a vagina. I liked her way back when she was on Young Americans as Jake. Too bad I threw that tape away should have kept it if only to see her. Kate is the poster child for androgyny. Even after all these years I still look at her and find myself thinking, could she actually be a boy. Just a few days ago I was looking at pictures of her and she really looked like a male. There are tons of male actors who are so pretty that if you put them in a dress and makeup you wouldn't know they were guys...Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom...but Katherine doesn't have to try to look male or female. She just wakes up and walks around and you can't help but wonder. Even her voice wouldn't give it away because it is equally deep and high enough to be put into the Demi Moore, Scarlette Johansson category. I think God was having the time of his life creating Kate because everything about her can be found attractive by girls and guys, she truly is a work of art in a different way than Natalie Portman is. Loved this girl since the early 2000's and I love her still. Too bad I can't stomach watching The L Word.

LoveBug not so much

It's official, I do not like the Jonas Brothers video LoveBug. Yes it took me over a month to come to this conclusion. The video is borderline boring and creepy. There is just something so unappealing about these three guys hanging around this one married couple! Jeeze atleast bring your own date or something. There is just something about that scenario that creeps me out. Then there is not enough Kevin, I understand Joe and Nick sing the leads, but they still could have put more Kevin in there! I am pretty sure that it is just me who doesn't like these things and I understand that I am being nitpicky, but I just can't get passed it and the video is a dud to me.

Oh Hellz To the Naw

I have kept my mouth shut for far to long and I now have to get out my discontent! How the hell can so many people find Gisele Bundchen so attractive and insist she is so beautiful and the best supermodel out there! I don't mean to say she is ugly but she is nothing compared to Adriana Lima or Heidi Klum or any other super model.









On top of that there was some idiot white girl who insisted it was Gisele who shattered the model of stick thin being in for models. HELLO!!!! Gisele is stick thin when compared to Tyra Banks who was the real supermodel who destroyed that mold! Tyra never did have much of a booty but she definitely had more boobs than Gisele could ever wish to hope for, Heidi also is another model who was blessed with cleavage and wasn't a rail thin supermodel. Gisele is more plain than anything else imo and I truly want to know what the hell people find so appealing about her! I've seen girls on America's Next Top Model who are better looking than her. I understand that models aren't always supposed to be beautiful but have a unique look...There is one black model who is butt ugly, I think she is from Africa and she has the biggest cheeks I have ever seen. As a black woman I can't even bring myself to support that chick! But hey we still have Tyra, Naomi(who needs to be in jail) and Iman who gets more beautiful with age!
I'm just tired of the Gisele love fest and had to get it out what an uninspiring beauty I find her to be. It's nothing personal against her, I just think she is overrated.
Adriana if you are out there...your mystique, your eyes, your body, the entire package walks circles around Gisele.

Shut the he11 up Nancy Grace!

I like most normal human beings hates the thought of something horrible happening to a child; and I still want to know what happened to Callie(sp) Anthony just as much as the next person. But why the he11 does Nancy Grace have to talk about that damn case every freakin day for over a month!?!?! It's getting extremely annoying, so annoying that I have had to stop watchin the woman. Yes it's sad what's going on but is she really the only missing child out there? Most of the time she just has the same crap on every show and/or people giving their opinions. It makes me almost not care about what is going on anymore; there is such a thing as over kill Mrs. Grace! Yes Casey liked, yes she keeps getting put in and out of jail, yes her mother is either in denial, an accomplice or an idiot, and probably something bad happened to Callie. But for the love of Gawd stop talking about it non-stop especially when nothing substantial is happening!

Conservative Bitch Slap

I once was a very big fan of Elizabeth Hasselbeck; I used to feel sorry that there were so many liberals against one conservative. Even when she said stupid crap which made all conservatives look back I still gave her a break. I was 100% on her side during the Rosie O'Donnel throw down and though she was totally in the right. But lately she has been getting on my last nerve. For some reason she all of a sudden thinks that she is the queen of the table simply because she made Bully Rosie run and hide. She has no more respect for anyone's opinion who does not agree with her and essentially she has turned into a real "b". She puts too much emotion in her arguments which should be able to stand on their own without her getting personal or turning into an immature whiner who has to revert to grade school antics to try to throw her opponent off. There was no reason for her to be so rude to Barbara Walter's yesterday; I don't even like Barbara and I love the days when she is not there. But Elizabeth looked like a child who needed a time out when she tried to ignore Barbara's question about why Sarah Palin is qualified. There was no reason to be that way and she looked stupid. The only two hardliners on that panel are Joy and Elizabeth; Whoopi tends to lean to the left but she at least tries to hear other people's opinion then make a judgement. Sherry jumps back and forth which to me proves she is in the middle and isn't going to make a decision until she has all the facts; and Barbara tries to keep things balanced. So why the he11 would Elizabeth lash out at her? On top of that she supports the republicans blindly and I don't like people like that. If your side screws up you should admit it not make excuses for it. I wouldn't mind if they fired Elizabeth or if she quit and they brought in another conservative who actually had some concrete facts to support her arguments. I wonder if they have Anne Coulter's #

Ugly a** shoes

Why the hell are these ugly ass shoes made a comeback? I usually just call them converse; but they are actually Chuck Taylor All Stars. There are actually some quite attractive converse shoes out there........(see below)

.......but these monstrosities are locked in my brain. Why is this hideous shoe so popular? I work in a shoe department and I have to see these ugly shoes everyday. What shocks me is that everyone wants them for their kids? These shoes are hideous! Not only do kid's want them but I have been seeing them a lot at the University. Who is telling these people that these ugly things are cute and fashionable? What's next is the jerrycurl or mullet going to be making its way down the runway? I remeber having these shoes when I was in middle school, and I think I recall having the knowledge that they were retro; but now not only did they make a comeback in the 90's but now the next generation of teenagers if falling under the ugly spell! Oh the hummanity; I will never have children for fear I will one day have to buy them a pair of these.

But oh wait, converse aren't the ugliest shoes out there, these are

I see these ugly things on the feet of the adults at my school more than the converse on the kids. I also used to wear these shoes when I was younger but that was because my parents made me. Even when I was six I knew they were butt ugly. The first time I realized they were making a comeback was when I saw them on the feet of one of those twins on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody. I never watched the show again because it was obvious everyone involved had no sense because of those butt ugly shoes. But I see these things on the feet of everyone, male and female. WHY! Everytime I see them at school I want to bumrush the person wearing them, rip their shoes off and throw them in a furnace. I saw some dude loungin on the library wall with his feet up and guess what he had on? These ugly a**shoes!!!!!!!!!! One of these days I am just going to snap and blurt out; "Those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen in my life and why the he11 are you wearing them?" Now don't get me wrong, I am not one of those conceited, arrogant, fashion experts who thinks they can get away with critiquing everything everyone wears. He11 they don't even keep

it to celebrities anymore, now they go into peoples homes and drag them on TV and tell them their clothes suck. I am not that person, I say wear what you want and lord knows my wardrobe could put a question mark over somebody's head. I just cannot stand these shoes and I had to get my feelings out. I work in a shoe department, I see this crap everyday and I could not keep silent anymore. They are some ugly a** shoes and out of all the shoe styles in the world these are the only two that grate on my nerves and make me want to pull my hair out. I can stomach the all white sneakers, the $500 stiletto heels, the too short to be remotely attractive heels, the million dollar diamond shoes some chick wore to the oscars, the uggs, those freaky shoes with wheels on the bottom or the shoes that light up. But I will not keep silent about the curse on humanity that are Converse and Vans...

7 Things...

.... I Like About Miley Cyrus
1. Her hair
2. Her eyes
3. Her clothes
4. Fly on the Wall
5. Nobody's Perfect
6. She hates Hannah Montana as much as I do
7. Her interviews with Ryan Seacrest

....I Hate About Miley Cyrus
1. Her signging voice
2. She doesn't know when to shut up
3."I have big boobs and curves" (I'm still looking for those things with a magnifying glass)
4. The Vanity Fair cover and the fact that her and her family lied about it
5. The picture of her lying across her dad's lap was just disturbing
6. She's too stupid to know not to take pictures of yourself doing something stupid ESPECIALLY when you are famous
And the 7th Thing I hate the most that you do...
-You made me like you

VMAs 2008

Was the year of Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!

I love that girl, and the funny thing is I didnt love her until everyone started to hate her. She looked freakin awesome tonight!!!!!!! Like the Britney of 2000; for a second I forgot this was the girl who shaved her head, flashed her vajayjay 3x, lost custody of hers kids, was strapped to a gurney and put into the psych ward two times in a month. Looking at her tonight it was like all that never happened. I personally do not think she should have gotten one award least of all three. Piece of Me was just not a good video and the fact that they gave her three awards for it, especially Video of the Year! makes it look like it was all staged or done out of pity. The girl definitely deserves to have some VMAs but for Toxic, Stronger, Everytime, Ooops...I Did It Again! Not Piece of Me which was a cheaply put together video she was forced to do by her record label. It seemed that after the second time she went on stage people were kinda getting pissed that she was winning all of these. But at the beginning it made me cry that she got a standing ovation from the crowd when she first walked out. It reminded me of that time about a decade ago when Gloria Estefan went out on stage at an awards show after she was almost paralyzed because of that accident. Of course Britney's situation is nowhere near like that, but that is what it reminded me of.
Ok enough about Britney, for now,

The host...I think his name is Russel Brand but Im not sure. I call him The British Guy, was really good. He was the best host I have seen since Chris Rock in 1999; although I have not seen a VMA show since 1999. Neway I thought he was funny, his attitude was fantastic and he was willing to make fun of himself. I say bring him back. Although I am wondering has there ever been a female who hosted the VMAs? I have to look into that, someone might need a can of whoop ass opened on them. He was great and besides Britney he made the show for me.
Second Christina Aguilera was good, she looked good and she sounded good and she had the most memorable performance for me. A lot of guys I know were too distracted by her breast to pay any attention. I liked the song and the performance one of her best I have seen though I admit I dont really pay that much attention to her. Unfortunately when it comes to MTV she usually gets overshadowed by Britney. This year for me it was not so, yeah it was Brits night but Christina owned the stage.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand were not very good. I have been to one of their concerts and they sounded decent. I just can't understand why at every tv appearance they do they sound horrible. Tonight it was like they couldnt carry a note to save their lives. Nick used to have a fantastic voice but puderty has really screwed him over and its rather sad if you think about it. Joe now has the best voice. I think they picked the wrong song to perform and they definitely need some voice lessons. Let it be known that I do still like the guys, its just they need some help in the singing department.
Also I must say how happy I am that no Disney Star won an award. I like Miley, The Jonas Brothers, HSM(hate HSM II) but they do not belong on MTV. Stay on your squeaky clean, bubbles and pink baloons Disney channel and leave MTV to the big dogs. And what was up with some of them trying to dress and act like they belong there i.e. the HSM cast. I know they are in there 20s but age doesnt change that you sold your soul to the Disney devil and now you have to live with it. Your bubble gum, MTV is hard edge. Your homecoming, MTV is a Rave still going on at 3am.

I'm so lonely and confused

At times I pride myself on being an anti-social bitch! But there are other times when I look around me and see so many people who have so many friends and are never lonely and I wonder what I am doing wrong. I admit I am moody but there are other people out there who are just as moody as me and they have friends. I have tried to be the type of person who doesn't need people because of the way I have been treated in the past. Every friend I have ever had has either abandoned me or hurt me horribly! I admit I was a sensitive kid and probably the things that were done to me would not affect a "normal" person, but they did affect me! I was bullied, picked on, teased, ridiculed, and mocked at almost every turn by everyone I trusted up until around 8th grade. I still remember the things that were said and done and even now it brings tears to my eyes. A few years ago a girl I went to middel school and highschool with who happened to be one of the girls who picked on me, but I still considered a friend, wanted to hang out and talk and even offered to apologize for how she used to treat me. I avoided her like the plague after our one meeting; not because I didn't like her but because I was afraid to hear her apology because it would make me wonder why she did what she did and if it was something i did that made her treat me that way. If I had done something wrong to all those people to make them dislike me on a certain level. I now realize it has to be me otherwise why am I 24yrs old and alone?
JSTRKDJAPDI

Politcally Incorrect

Sorry this might be politically incorrect but I understand why the Chinese traded Yang Peiyi in for Lin Miaoke. I didn't even watch the opening ceremony just have seen pictures and I am already in love with Lin. Sorry guys she's just cuter. What do you know the Chinese are more western than we thought. It is quite hypocritical for media outlet's to be bashing the Chinese for picking a cuter girl to sing "Hymn To The Motherland" when that same media kisses the ass of pretty people everyday. Why else is Paris Hilton famous? Why does Pamela Anderson still have a career when she has no talent? Why is Barack Obama getting more media coverage than John McCain? And why is Caylee Anthony getting all this news coverage of her disappearance, possible death, when there are thousands of other little kid's missing throughout this country? Same for that little British girl, Madeline. Why was Britney Spears a bigger star than Christina Aguilera? Could it be that Britney was cuter despite the fact that she couldn't sing that well. Say it with me, it's because of the way they look. And let's all be honest Yang Peiyi needs braces, that's the first thing you see when you see her teeth. It might be a bit**y thing to say but hey I never denied I was a bit**. I think they both are cute but Lin just happens to be cuter.

Anime...yaoi...Junjo Romantica

Ladies and genthe....well maybe just the ladeis because the guys might be grossed out. Introducing Usami/Usagi and Misaki: Aren't they just too hott for words? Usami is the older and clearly taller one and Misaki is the smaller one with the dark brown hair. They are from the anime Junjo Romantica and they are AWESOME! Thank gawd for YouTube or I would never have discovered these two. Oh how I love Junjo Romantica; or I will until the writers do something stupid like break these two up forever! Then someone will get hurt. But until then, Usami is 28 a chain smoker(whoooooooo) a successful writer and he also freakin graduated from Law School. Seriously WTF way to make the rest of us 20+year olds feel like crap. He's totally hott and not only does he write novels but he also writes boylove books; how hilarious that they put a yaoi writer in a yaoi written story.

The best and funniest thing about this guy is that he is 28 and has toys and teddy bears throughout his room. Poor guy had a bad childhood and he is trying to get it back now that he is on his own and has the money to do so. Usami is originally in love with Misaki's brother Sir "Who gives a f** who I am"....ok his real name is Takahiro but I could really give a crap about this guy. He is so in love with him tha the puts him in his boylove books which pisses off Misaki who throws a hissy fit. Misaki is all like "blahblahblah..leave my innocent brother alone, get another guy any guy will do..." and Usami, who is very cranky when he wakes up, figures if any guy will do how bout you; throws Misaki on the bed and...proceeds in some...hand action. The aftermath is pretty funny to me. BTW Misaki is 18 ten years younger than Usami and Hiro.

Stuff happens blablahblah who cares, Hiro ends up engaged to a girl Usami, who Misaki calls Usagi, is a little heart broken but when he sees how much Misaki reacts to Hiro being so insensitive to Usami's feelings he cries for him prompting Usami to kiss him and realize he doesn't want Takahiro he wants Misaki instead. A little freaky to go from one brother to the next so fast but I'm going to say awwwwwwwwww anyway.

These two don't officially get together until like the fourth episode but until then there is kissing, groping, and "mouth action" if you know what I mean. If you don't know you probably shouldn't be reading this anyway. Like most of these BoyxBoy stories I have seen there always has to be one in the relationship who is a little iffy about the sexual aspect of things yet that never stops them from taking part in them. In this relationship it is Misaki who has a tendency to protest when things are about to go to another level, then ends up enjoying the action on that level, then later wondering wtf he just did. There are some pretty annoying things in this anime, one of them being that in episode two Usami clearly got jealous of Misaki's relationship with a fellow classmate and essentially told Misaki he cared about him; then the next thing you know Misaki is worried that Usami is having some form of relationship with his pretty female editor. Ok seriously I know he is 18 but how can he be that dense; even if Usami's feelings weren't clear Misaki had to know which team he played on because he keeps trying to molest the boy everytime they are around each other. How many times does a guy have to put his tongue down your throat, give you "manual" and "oral" labor before you get the message that he might kinda like you!

BTW there is apparently two other couples in this story but I didn't give a crap about them and I don't know what's going on with them. You'll have to check out the series on YouTube to see what they are about.

Randomness

I have to go to bed early today because I have to get up at 6am tomorrow for my job! Damn bastards! I hate waking up so early and you sure don't want to be around me when I have to wake up that early either, I am not a nice person. Plus I have to drive to work and I am hoping I don't get road rage and take someone out! I like my new car but I need places to take it, my freakin life is so boring and I do nothing all day. Tomorrow is Friday and the best thing about it is I don't have to work and talk to the girls who are planning the fun they are going to have over the weekend. Yes you are younger than me and have done more with your life, thanx for reminding me. Speaking of my job, I am on the verge of taking a few people out. One of them is a person I work with the rest are the customer's who are pigs and mess up all the areas we have cleaned and tried to make look nice and presentable for everyone. And within a few days the bastards fu** up our work. I know my momma taught me better than that. Its gotten so bad that we had to start locking merchandise together so we won't end up losing it because the customer's just leave crap lying around!

BTW Totally off topic but I did name this post Randomness but has anyone ever gotten scared by watching a Scooby Doo episode?

WOOOOOOOOOOO I just heard a loud clap of thunder that mean's it's going to RAIN!!!!!

Inspired by a friend

This has been inspired by another JB Concert experience I read about on a blog by the person who is named in the subject. Mine is not as good as hers because I was in the back not in the front. First let me state that I learned the hard way that if you ever want to buy concert tickets do not leave the house, stay your butt at home and use the internet. Those darn JB tickets sold on in 2mins, or that was what I initially was told but at around 12:50 I got my ticket so obviously some1 was lying. By the time I got someone on the phone who was willing to sell me a ticket I would be happy with being newhere as long as I was there. So my seat was at the uppermost balcony which was pretty far, but luckily I had the forethought to bring binoculars. There was a mother to the left of me and a mother to the right of me and they had little girls with them. I was hoping they thought I was about 20 and not a 24yr old dying to see a JB concet. I did want to smack the little girls to the right of me for a little while because they kept screaming down to sum1 in floor seats to look up at them. The first few times its cute, around 5 or 6 you want to throw them over the balcony. So Rooney was the opening act and they kicked major ass. The audience was very responsive to them and wasn't rude like screaming "Jonas Brothers" when Rooney was on, and we all were really feeling their music. After Rooney it was about 15mins b4 JB came out and the girls on the floor kept screaming every 5mins like something exciting was happening and that really got annoying after awhile. Seriously take your butt to the bathroom or go buy some cotton candy or something. Then its was JBs turn and I must admit that even though the stage they were on was not their normal stage the videos they showed were still pretty good even though we couldnt really see them beause they were on a little sheet. I'm not going to describe the video because either A) You've seen it at your own concert or B) you saw it on Youtube. They opened with Year 3000 and I think I am the only JB fan who really does not like that song; I'm more of a Kids of the Future girl. I was very surprised that they put on a really great show; its 2 on my list of great concerts I have been to with Nsycn at 1. JB plays really great music, had a really pretty stage, Im such a girl I like lots of colors and designs, and Joe is a really good front man. His energy level like stays at 10 for the entire concert. Like I said earlier I had binoculars and I spent about 80% of the concert following Joe around with the binoculars, 18% following Kevin and 2% checking out Nick. I'm a Jevin what can I say. Some memorable moments I can actually remember is when they were introducing themselves and Joe made fun of the audience for screaming the loudest for Nick; I sometimes wonder if Joe is a little jealous. Poor baby so has middle child syndrome. Then this one chick in the front left gave Joe a rose, like he wasnt busy and was just going to be "Hey what's up honey thanks for the rose, its not like I can't do anything with this thing because I am putting on a concert" So she kept reaching to give it to her and he finally took it and threw it to the back of the stage area so some1 could pick it up. I hope she didn't get her feelings hurt, I'm sure he liked it he just couldn't really do anything with it at the time. Have you seen this boy perform? He kinda needs both of his hands, one to hold the mic and the other one to break his fall. Joke he didnt fall at my concert, but he did loose his shoe. I'll get to that later. Nick came out and did his little talk before he started playing the piano. The only thing I remember from that speech is that he said their grandfather was here and that he was in the back of the theatre. I think he called him Papap or something weird like that. It was almost 4months ago and my brain doesn't remember. Of course everyone said Hi because Nick told them to. Kevin tried to do his SOS dance but he forgot to throw his guitar to his back so he couldn't get really into it. During SOS Joe tried to do his splits and when he jumped back up he lost his shoe. It was really funny, he just calmly put it back w/o missing a beat. I thought originally he was wearing white sneakers at these shows, but after that incident I realized that they are these really weird looking shoes that I hate and can't stand that they are making a major comeback. I hated those things when my parents made me wear them when I was a kid. During SOS I thought everyone on the balcony was going to die. There was a bunch of girls who kept jumping up and down and the entire balcony was shaking and I swear I thought the thing was going to fall! I was preparing myself for a trip to the hospital because although I thought we were in danger, you know I wasn't leaving early! Then I looked over the edge, that's where I was btw right at the edge of the balcony, and I realized that there was another balcony under us and I said "Hey ok, we're just going to get hurt. Those people down there are going to die. Sweet I can relax now"
In conclusion I was a little disappointed they didn't sing Kids of the Future and really angry that they no longer sing Inseparable at their concerts! Whose idea was it to stop performing that song?! If they sing it on the Burning Up tour I will track them down so I can personally kick them in the shins.
Best Dressed Awards: Black outfits 1) Joe although I really am not feeling that gold jacket. But when he is just wearing the black t-shirt and jeans with white shoes, I just got thoughts that I will not express here. 2) Kevin, that was a sweet outfit and seems like it took the most time to put together. Kevin is maintaining his "I like to dress up" persona. 3) Nick, he was there so I have to list him although I didnt like his outfit. White outfits 1) Kevin, It was hard to choose between Joe and Kevin with this one, but the gold stripes up Joe's jeans and his gold tie gave Kevin the edge. Kevin's black on white on black was real sweet. Plus his shirt was v-neck only Mufasa Momma's will get why that's important. 2) Joe, if he busted out with only the tank top at my concert he would have won that hands down. But I did think the white and gold was nice IF the shirt was not tucked in. 3) Nick, his outfit seemed the simplest but it still looked very nice before and after he ripped the sleeves off.

Well that sucked!!!!

Well in case you didn't know I am a fan of The Jonas Brothers so they were on the Teen Choice Awards last night and I got dragged into watching it. I think that show came out like in 1999 or 2000 and I immediately knew it was going to suck because they give out surfboards for the awards. What kind of idiot came up with that crap? Even the freakin Kid's Choice Awards on Nickelodeon have better awards than this sh**! Well anyway the Jonas Brothers were there so I had to watch, it was a complete waste of my time and my DVR's time. Ask The Jonas Brother's section was downright stupid! I am so sick of these idiot fans asking the same stupid questions over and over again! If I am annoyed by it I can't imagine how pissed they must be especially Joe"pms"Jonas. Apart from that ACDC totally won that dance off, I didn't watch the groups dance but at the end when Fergie told the audience to clap for who they wanted to win ACDC won it; the only reason they gave it to M*M was because Miley was there and they didn't want to embarass their host. I really didn't pay too much attention to Miley, I know she performed at the beginning but I kinda blocked it out. The one thing I will say about her is her hair is fantastic and it was nice to see her not pulling up her shirt trying to look sexy. Miley swettie you are 15yrs old and the only people who find you hott are 15yr old boys who think there can't possibly be breast any bigger than Miley's...they are not the Pamela Anderson/Carmen Electra generation so they are still in the dark atleast for a few more months until the next buxom teenager emerges. Speaking of wannabe sexy Vanessa Hudgens looked great! Best dressed imo, don't know why she wasn't sitting with Zac though. I felt so bad seeing her and Jesse there because their albums flopped. The poor babies. WIth Jesse I am especially shocked because he had a hit with Leavin.

Crushing Silence

This is the history of the famous crushes I have had throughout my life:
1. Marques Houston from Immature 1994-1997
2. Leonardo DiCaprio 1997-1999
3. The Backstreet Boys 1999-2002
a. AJ
b. Howie
c. Nick
d. Kevin
e. Brian
Honorable Mention:
-Edward Scissorhands: I was a kid when this movie came out and I didn't grasp the concept that Edward was just Johnny Depp with a lot of makeup on
-The Prince from the 1970's version of the Little Mermaid
-Orlando Bloom
-Hayden Christensen
-Criss Angel
-David Beckham
-Robert Ri'chard
-Michael Jackson(WHEN I WAS 5!!!!!!!!!)

Zac Efron

Is there anyone else out there who does not understand the hype about Zac Efron? The boy is cute but he is nothing to write home about. The Orlando Bloom mania was much easier to understand. The only thing I can hope is that the Zac Efron mania will end like the Josh Hartnett mania with no one giving a crap what happened to either of them. Speaking of Zac Efron does anyone remember when made for tv Disney Movies were good? I watched Camp Rock, High School Musical, and I tried to watch High School Musical 2 but I couldn't get through it. These made for TV Disney movies are so corny and such so much it's not even funny! They all have almost identical themes and plots; girl likes guy, guy likes girl, one is popular, the other is not, something prevents them from getting together for awhile then the movie ends with them getting together. How many times does this have to be done and re-done until the country as a whole demands some substance! Camp Rock is just Ever After majorly watered down. Am I just too closeminded and unable to remember how many corny things I liked when I was 12yrs old? Let's see that was 12yrs ago around 1996 I was leaving my Immature phase and about to get in deep in Leonardo DiCaprio.

Gay Marriage

So everyone is talking about this gay marriage thing and I have just decided to give my two cents in on the matter. First let me say that I am tired of the talking points from the left on this issue. Not everyone who is against gay marriage is Jerry Falwell and a bigot who thinks all gays are going to go the hell. Yes I am against gay marraige but I do not hate nor dislike anyone who is gay. I do think gay couples deserve to have rights; but where exactly did this idea of marraige as a right come from? I'm sorry but I honestly have never heard of marriage being a right? I believe the rights that everyone is talking about are those that come from being married but not marriage itself. I personally have been thinking about the possible consequences of this gay marraige debate. First I am pissed off at California for doing this now! Couldn't they have waited until December when the election was over? My gawd I am scared that the republicans will pull another 2004 and convince the country that the "crazy liberals" are taking over the country and that is why you have to vote for John McCain. Oh for the love of Backstreet another 4 more years of Bush!!!!!!! Ok despite that, everyone talks about the divorce rate with straight couples. Has anyone ever thought of where that rate came from? Before the 60's and 70's when divorce became acceptable it was not as popular. If you think about it that was the first attack on marriage; with the acceptance of divorce "for better or worse, through sickness and health.....til death do us part" became nothing but filler words and they no longer have meaning. Now people like Britney Spears and Pam Anderson will just marry you for as long as they like you. Marriage has become a joke because a few decades ago the definition of it was changed; now we want to change it again! Just think about the possible consequences of doing this.
And on a last note, I still say that if the definition of marriage is being changed from a man and a woman to a man and a man.....then polygamist have every right to get married as well. They have the exact same argument and if you are going to change the definition for one group you have to do it for all groups.

Bastards of Hollywood

1) Brad Pitt
2) Dean McDermott
3) Woody Allen
4) Kevin Federline
5) Ritchie Sambora
6) Tom Cruise
7) Billy Crudup

Skanks of Hollywood

1) Angelina Jolie
2) Tori Spelling
3) Denise Richards
4) Rebecca Loos
5) Camilla Parker Bowles
6) Soon-Yi

I'm a little tired....

of these attacks on skinny girls that are happening a lot lately. First I can't stand when entertainment shows bash skinny models in one segment and then the very next segment they compliment some women, say Christina Aguilera, for loosing all her baby weight. Talk about hypocritical. I understand bringing up concerns about certain girls who are obviously in danger like Nicole Ritchie once was but I don't like how every women who is skinny is automatically assumed to be anorexic: Giselle, Kate Moss, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley...I went to Middle School and High School with a lot of girls who were naturally petite; no butt, no hips, no thighs, no breast. And I know that everyone who is skinny does not necessarily have a problem. There are women who were just born to be petite and will die petite. So lay off the naturally skinny chicks. Attacking a women's weight whether by saying she is too big or too small is dangerous. Weight is only part of the problem when someone has an eating disorder and there are also other mental and emotional factors. And someone who is already naturally skinny but has an emotional imbalence could be pushed over the edge because someone attacks their body.

Questions I want to ask the Jonas Brothers

1) Who wrote the song Inseparable
2) Who wrote the song You Just Don't Know It
3) Why are there three guitars and one bass guitar in your band?
4) Does it hurt your feelings when people doubt you are brothers?
5) Kevin and Joe who are you voting for in November?
6) Nick the next time someone asks you about Miley will you slap them for me?
7) Who plays the guitar solo in Inseparable?
8) What do you do if you drop your pick? Can you play without one?
9) Does playing the guitar make your fingers sore?
10) What is the difference between the Nick and Kevin's guitar?

Thanks alot Florida

I swear if Florida continues to pull this crap, I'm going to start lobbying for the entire state to not be allowed to vote in any kind of national election until they learn how to do it properly. First they screwed theelection in 2000 now they are screwing up the Democrat election in 2008! How is it that everyone else can figure out how to push a button to cast a ballot but not the Floridians! As for counting Florida and Michigan, those delegates should not be counted. They knew the rules before this process began and both Clinton and Obama and everyone else agreed that those delegates would not be seated if they changed their primary dates. Hilary should stop complaining and stop trying to change the rules in the middle of the game. And the people in Florida and Michigan should stop complaining as well, you knew the rules and you agreed to them; it is unfair and childish to cry foul now.

Screw Eve and Her Apple

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IF GUYS ARE STILL HERE YOU READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
I have for YEARS tried to understand why us females have to suffer through "Aunt Flo" "Our Monthly" "The Bitch From Hell who visits once every month" simply because some naive chick thousands of centuries ago got the bright idea in her head to eat an apple from the tree of knowledge? Not only do we have to go through the pain of childbirth but those of us who have never had children still have to be punished with this period crap! All she did was eat an apple, pear, plum, pinapple, watermelon, coconut, or whatever you believe it was on that tree; and all of us a screwed for the rest of eternity! If you take a birthcontrol pill that dwindles the number of periods you have a year you end up with wieght gain or some other problem. If you go to the doctor and say hey I want my uterus and ovaries taken out because I never want kids you go into pre-mature menopause and will probably have to start taking some pills. Oh God is good ya'll. He knew how to make sure we would have to live with this crap FOREVER! Oh and let's talk about Adam, because he didn't eat the apple first and only did so because Eve told him to he gets stuck with nothing? Don't try to say "hey he has to toil the earth for food blablahblah" us girls are right theire toiling with him and I'd rather have to toil then go through this crap! But no we all have to be part of the circle of life, we have to go through this every month because of the off chance that one day we will have a baby boy or girl who will one day turn 10 and have to spend the rest of her life in agony once a month. Yes incase by now you are still wondering I am seriously going through PMS!