Chicks I'd Go Gay For

I have had two on this list for a long time so now I am adding a third, I can't believe I forgot her because she was actually the first.

1.Natalie Portman!

She is truly one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her face is borderline perfect. She is so beautiful and attractive it is not even funny. And how can you not love a girl with a brain. She went to freakin HARVARD to get a degree in psychology while at the same time working. That is something to admire. I also love the fact that she is comfortable in her own body; let's be honest homegirl is flat chested and she doesn't give a damn. She knows she's still got it going on. BTW how did such a skinny petite girl get such a big booty?!?!? I think I fell in love with Natalie around the time of Where the Heart Is; she didn't become #1 on my "Women I'd Go Gay For" list until Closer.

2. Portia deRossi Talk about perfection in the physical form. Who the heck knows how her personality is although I'm sure her wife does. There is a strong possibility that I am in love with the idea of Portia rather than the symbol of Portia, because really no fan can truly be in love with the person. I think I fell in love with her when I saw the pictures of her at her wedding. She just looked so beautiful and happy how can you not love her. I hope the Hollywood scene and the media does not try to break her and Ellen up like they do with every other Hollywood couple who has uneven success...Reese and Ryan for example.

3. Katherine Moenning

Yes despite how she looks, she is really a she. And I am not one of those Johnny Come Latelys who only likes her because of Shane, or as I call her Brian with a vagina. I liked her way back when she was on Young Americans as Jake. Too bad I threw that tape away should have kept it if only to see her. Kate is the poster child for androgyny. Even after all these years I still look at her and find myself thinking, could she actually be a boy. Just a few days ago I was looking at pictures of her and she really looked like a male. There are tons of male actors who are so pretty that if you put them in a dress and makeup you wouldn't know they were guys...Johnny Depp, Leonardo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom...but Katherine doesn't have to try to look male or female. She just wakes up and walks around and you can't help but wonder. Even her voice wouldn't give it away because it is equally deep and high enough to be put into the Demi Moore, Scarlette Johansson category. I think God was having the time of his life creating Kate because everything about her can be found attractive by girls and guys, she truly is a work of art in a different way than Natalie Portman is. Loved this girl since the early 2000's and I love her still. Too bad I can't stomach watching The L Word.

LoveBug not so much

It's official, I do not like the Jonas Brothers video LoveBug. Yes it took me over a month to come to this conclusion. The video is borderline boring and creepy. There is just something so unappealing about these three guys hanging around this one married couple! Jeeze atleast bring your own date or something. There is just something about that scenario that creeps me out. Then there is not enough Kevin, I understand Joe and Nick sing the leads, but they still could have put more Kevin in there! I am pretty sure that it is just me who doesn't like these things and I understand that I am being nitpicky, but I just can't get passed it and the video is a dud to me.

Oh Hellz To the Naw

I have kept my mouth shut for far to long and I now have to get out my discontent! How the hell can so many people find Gisele Bundchen so attractive and insist she is so beautiful and the best supermodel out there! I don't mean to say she is ugly but she is nothing compared to Adriana Lima or Heidi Klum or any other super model.









On top of that there was some idiot white girl who insisted it was Gisele who shattered the model of stick thin being in for models. HELLO!!!! Gisele is stick thin when compared to Tyra Banks who was the real supermodel who destroyed that mold! Tyra never did have much of a booty but she definitely had more boobs than Gisele could ever wish to hope for, Heidi also is another model who was blessed with cleavage and wasn't a rail thin supermodel. Gisele is more plain than anything else imo and I truly want to know what the hell people find so appealing about her! I've seen girls on America's Next Top Model who are better looking than her. I understand that models aren't always supposed to be beautiful but have a unique look...There is one black model who is butt ugly, I think she is from Africa and she has the biggest cheeks I have ever seen. As a black woman I can't even bring myself to support that chick! But hey we still have Tyra, Naomi(who needs to be in jail) and Iman who gets more beautiful with age!
I'm just tired of the Gisele love fest and had to get it out what an uninspiring beauty I find her to be. It's nothing personal against her, I just think she is overrated.
Adriana if you are out there...your mystique, your eyes, your body, the entire package walks circles around Gisele.